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The movies
on this page were rated or by Strong Tower Publishing as
either clean family entertainment or mostly clean, with very few
exceptions.


A Good Year
(PG-13) Russell Crowe. This is an unexpectedly enjoyable
film--unexpected because Russell Crowe may seem like an unlikely
love-interest for a standard romantic comedy. But the movie is
more than that--and so, more enjoyable and more complex than the
promotional ads suggest. But it is also, in fact, quite funny at
times, and there's a bit of romance. But at the same time, it
goes against type by exploring the character of an
ethically-challenged playboy and financial opportunist who finds
himself confronted by better choices from his past. Crowe plays
a cutthroat bond trader in London who is drawn back to his
childhood summer place in Provence when his beloved uncle and
mentor, owner of a large vineyard and villa there, dies and
leaves him the estate. Looking only to sell it quickly and take
the profits, he finds there more for him to deal with than just
a piece of real estate. Much like the earlier "French Kiss,"
this is a genuinely funny and thoughtful film about the choices
we make...for love or money. Although Crowe's character is a
high-stakes player and a bit of a womanizer, only a brief PG-13
romantic scene and a few earthy bits of language are all that
might keep it from a PG rating. This is good entertainment for a
mature audience. Enjoy.
  
1/2
Antwone Fisher. Although I cringed at the language a few
times in this movie, this is a wonderful film, starring Denzel
Washington and Derek Luke. Considering that it takes place on a
Naval base, the language is restrained. Derek Luke plays a Naval
petty officer, Antwone Fisher, who is sent to the base
psychiatrist, Denzel Washington, for an anger problem. At first
too angry to admit he needs help, Antwone gradually opens up
about a terrible childhood in the foster care system that he has
yet to come to terms with. This is an ultimately uplifting film
that is written by the real Antwone Fisher, but there are many
scenes of child abuse and child sex abuse that are difficult to
watch. This is also an emotionally intense film, so personal
that even the sweet, tender moments are difficult to watch
because it feels as if you are watching over someone's shoulder.
But it is impossible to turn away. You fall in love with the
characters, and at its core, this is a movie about personal
strength, integrity in the face of adversity, and how allowing
yourself to become vulnerable can help to make you strong. I
could have done without the language and one implied sexual
encounter, but the language is mild in the context — and little
or none comes from the main characters — and there is no nudity
or sexuality portrayed in the film. This is a terrific film for
mature Christian audiences that will make you want to go out and
love a foster child and bring them into a nurturing home. Rated
R for scenes of abuse against children. (Reviewer — H. L. )
  
Around the Bend. Josh Lucas, Michael Caine, Christopher
Walken. Rated R for some early swearing by a crotchety old man
(Michael Caine), but otherwise, this is a clean, interesting,
and unique story about the difficult relationships between two
generations of fathers and sons, their relative degrees of love
and estrangement, and ultimately, their need to forgive. Facing
his death, Michael Caine¹s character, an anthropologist,
concocts a road trip for his "tribe": his son, recently in
prison; his responsible grandson, with whom he lives; and his
great-grandson, a young boy played with charming honesty by
Jonah Bobo. The trip is designed to be a ritual remembrance of
the family patriarch, which requires that his surviving
generations scatter his ashes at various significant locations
throughout the southwest, as they drive from southern California
on the way to their final destination in Albuquerque, New
Mexico. His instructions also require them to stop at various
KFC franchises (he likes their chicken); and yes, it's a
"quirky" and sometimes funny, as well as serious, movie. In
Albuquerque, Walken and Lucas must confront their hurtful past.
This is a small independent film by a first time filmmaker, but
nicely made and quietly entertaining, as well as
thought-provoking. A nice movie for the right audience.
(Reviewer — G. P.)
 

The Astronaut Farmer. Billy Bob Thorton.
The first surprise about this
movie is that it's not a Disney-esque portrayal of a comic
farmer in an astronaut suit. Rather, it's a serious drama about
a man with a dream, and a family that is being powerfully
affected by it. Billy Bob Thorton plays a former military pilot
who gave up his training as an astronaut to attend to a family
crisis-but never gave up his dream of flying in space. So he
builds his own rocket (he's an aeronautical engineer), mortgages
his farm to the hilt to pay for it, engages his 15-year-old son
to help out, and expects his wife and children to share his
vision, no matter the cost to them or the security of his farm.
Thorton plays the role with surprising gentleness, while the
movie takes on the very real financial and emotional stresses
that result, both within his family and the small Western
community where he lives. And when the FAA and the FBI get
involved, things begin to heat up. Great themes emerge:
responsibility to family, marriage, children, vs. the value of
having a dream and the determination to pursue it. This is good
movie-making all around; there're a few instances of PG-rated
language, sufficient for the rating, but otherwise it's "G" all
the way. There are also some funny moments, and a number of
surprises. Good supporting cast and good family viewing. (Reviewer—G.P.)
  
Big Fish. This a strange but interesting film. Combine the
surreal landscapes of "Edward Scissorhands" and the unusual
structure of "Forrest Gump" and you get the general feel of the
movie. "Big Fish" is full of tall-tales told by a dying father
(Albert Finney) who, as a young man growing up in a small town,
had always felt that he was destined for "bigger things."
Consequently, in his eyes, the ordinary has been transformed
into the extraordinary. His world is inhabited by a great fish,
a village giant, Siamese-twin circus performers, a werewolf, a
top-secret mission for the military. All of which he uses to
mesmerize his listeners as he recounts his fantastical exploits.
The only problem: "most of it isn’t true." This disturbs his
grown son, who resents his father’s yarns, which, he believes,
has served as a cover-up for the real person that the son has
never seen or gotten to know. The movie carries us through the
latter stages of the father’s life and, by way of flashbacks,
through some of the adventures he recounts. Knowing that it’s a
Tim Burton film helps to explain the strange environment; but
it’s a benign and sadly humorous world, given added interest by
the cameo presence of Danny DiVito, who plays a circus
Ringmaster with characteristic aplomb. Rated PG-13 for an
instance or two of crude vocabulary and some stylized nudity:
one view of a young woman seen from the back, standing in a
lake; and one of a man, also from the back, standing outside;
and a couple of tasteful instances of a woman swimming nude
underwater (blurred and seen from a distance). This movie may
not be for everyone, but as a quirky love-story and story of
family reconciliation, it offers a thoughtful and refreshing
change of pace from the usual Hollywood fare. (Reviewer — G. P.)
  
Bill Cosby: 49. Bill Cosby, funny as always. We may be a
little late watching this film, but Cosby's humor about the
aging process never gets old. Everybody may laugh at something
different, but everyone will laugh. Cosby stays true to his
clean, family-oriented humor, although there are a few muffled
profanities in the last half of the video that mar an otherwise
terrific hour of fun. As always, Cosby leaves you with the
lasting lesson: Never take yourself too seriously. Not Rated.
(Reviewer — H. L. )
   
Blood Diamond
(R)
Excellent
film, with global scale and epic themes. Starring Leonardo
DiCaprio and Djimon Hounsou (Amistad). Well worth the dramatic
violence that comes with the story, though it is always
tastefully filmed. Exposes the issue of the corrupt "conflict
diamond" trade thriving in the Sudan just a few years ago, as
well as the continuing issue of war crimes against children, who
are still being used by thuggish gang leaders to inflict
murderous raids on innocent villagers. Powerful performances
and story line, including the saga of a father (Honunsou) who
refuses to lose his son or his family to this practice, and a
rogue diamond smuggler (DiCaprio) who is faced with the ultimate
choice between self-aggrandizement or self-sacrifice. Clean, but
for mature audiences. A memorable film. (Reviewer—G.P.)
  
Cast Away. What do you do when your airplane goes down in
the middle of the Pacific Ocean and you are washed up on an
island, alone, with no survival training and no companionship
except a washed-up soccer ball you start calling "Wilson"? Tom
Hanks is about to find out. Although it has its darker side,
this modern-day version of Robinson Crusoe is entertaining,
suspenseful, and well done. Except for one brief and unnecessary
outburst, there is no offensive language or content to offend
viewers in this emotionally intense film. Certain scenes and
subject matter are too intense for young children. Rated PG-13.
(Reviewer — H. L.)
  
1/2 Chocolat. This film
is not what you might expect, based on the suggestive trailers.
Much of it is exquisitely filmed on location in a small
mountain-top village in France. The movie is presented as a
“fable,” a timeless story of the conflict between the freedom to
experience sensuality — represented by the enjoyment of rich
chocolates — and the restraints that come by way of religious
institutions and social conformity, represented by the Catholic
church. As the conflict plays out, it emerges with sexual
overtones, but the theme is handled on a “PG level.” There is
one episode late in the film that shows the lead characters
going into a dwelling together, where intimacy apparently
occurs, although it's not explicitly shown. Some viewers may be
offended by the film's clear choice and theme: sensual pleasures
are good, repressed sensuality is bad. But the resolution is not
so clear cut by the end, as the main character (Juliette Binoche,
) makes a “higher” moral choice, a sacrificial one. In doing so,
she breaks free of what once seemed to be her pre-determined
destiny. The movie is beautifully filmed, free of offensive
language and—but for two instances—of sexuality. A second
instance shows briefly a man and woman unclothed in bed and
romantically engaged. This is somewhat muted, and is soon over.
Otherwise, this is a beautifully filmed, thought-provoking
story, told with taste and artistic panache, a thoughtful
departure from the typical Hollywood fare of fiery action and
empty romantic comedies. Despite the rich “chocolates,” it's a
story that sticks with you. (Reviewer — G. P.)
  
The Constant Gardner. (R) Ralph Fiennes, Rachel
Weisz. This is a tough movie, based on a John LeCarré novel,
about a British couple who find themselves caught up in the
corruption and violence of an African nation. Fiennes arrives in
Africa as a low-level British diplomat; Wiesz as a world health
aid advocate. The film pulls no punches and doesn't succumb to a
happy Hollywood ending, so be prepared for stark realism--and
realistic portrayals of life in a lawless nation where thugs
rule and European power and money run roughshod over the morally
courageous. There's a good bit of rough dialogue and language
early on, and one tasteful bedroom scene between a man and wife.
But the R-rating would be appropriate based on the general
environment of senseless murder, visual images, and violence as
much as from the other content. True to its critical acclaim,
however, this is quite a good film, but be sure you're the right
audience before watching. (Reviewer — G. P.)
   The Core. (PG-13,
released 2003) Hilary Swank Stanley Tucci, Aaron Eckhart. Fans
of sci-fi and adventure should enjoy this high-energy, high-tech
movie about a team of “terranauts” who are sent into the earth's
core to try to restore its rotation--and so, save the world from
total destruction. Hilary Swank gets the lead role as a NASA
pilot who has distinguished herself on a recent Shuttle mission
and is selected for her bravery and cool head under pressure.
But for one under-the-breath whispered oath very late in the
film, this one is exceptionally clean and free of unwanted
swearing or sexual innuendo. The scientifically minded will
particularly enjoy the techie dialogue and physical challenges
that must be spontaneously overcome along the way. Sit back and
enjoy the visual ride with this one, in the tradition of
“Journey to the Center of the Earth” and “2000 Leagues Under the
Sea.” (Reviewer — G. P. )
  
Double Jeopardy. This is a well-made suspense film that
contains very little language or offensive material. It does
contain brief nudity and sexual content in the beginning of the
film between husband and wife. The plot is based around a woman,
played by Ashley Judd, who is framed for killing her husband so
he can collect the insurance money. After being wrongfully
convicted for his murder, while imprisoned, she learns two
things that send her life spinning: that her husband is alive
and has betrayed her; and that, because she has already been
tried and convicted for killing her husband, she can kill him
upon release without facing trial again. Upon release, she sets
out to do just that. The theme of this movie is distinctively
adult, but the handling of the subject matter is done in a
surprisingly tasteful manner. Tommy Lee Jones, the detective out
to stop her, is terrific, as usual. Rated R. (Reviewer — H. L.)
   
Dreamer: Inspired by a True Story. Kurt Russell,
Dakota Fanning, Kris Kristofferson, Elisabeth Shue, David Morse.
Even if you aren't a fan of horse racing, you won't want to
miss this movie. There's a good story here for everyone, young
and old. The film explores a number of important issues,
including family relationships, the dark side of greed, and
overcoming difficulty in the face of seemingly insurmountable
odds—all of which go a long way toward making it more than just
another horse story. Yes, it's predictable, but beautifully
told, with a strong cast, including Kris Kristofferson, who
actually gets more than his usual cameo role; and David Morse
(The Green Mile) who plays the villain with his
characteristically screen-captivating presence. At times, Dakota
Fanning's dialogue is difficult to hear, so be prepared to
rewind or turn on the captions. But even so, this is a
refreshingly satisfying and enjoyable film. Highly recommended.
(Reviewer — G. P.)
   Evelyn. (PG, released
in 2002) Starring: Pierce Brosnan, Aidan Quinn, Julianna
Margulies, Stephen Rea., Alan Bates. Just about everyone should
enjoy this treatment of a true story about a father in 1940s
Ireland whose children are taken away by the government and who
fights to get them back. As a single father who has lost both
his job and his wife., he's told he cannot properly raise his
three children. Against the odds, however, he decides to “fight
Goliath”--the Irish Government and the Catholic Church--and
mounts a legal challenge. The movie is a bit slow to get started
but finally moves to the courtroom where the battle is fought.
Pierce Brosnan, playing the father, is well supported by Anna
Margolis, Aidan Quinn, and Alan Bates; and the child-actor
Sophie Vavasseur is cute enough to win the hearts of all.
Dialogue actually includes quotations from Scripture and
discussions of how one should act in view of biblical mandates.
The final prayer of Evelyn (Sophie)--whose faith and charity
exceeds that of the adults--becomes the clincher for the case,
and the film. There's enough dramatic action--and hard-drinking
scenes--to keep this from being a Walt Disney trip, but it's an
unusually truthful and honest look at what turned out to be a
legal case that forced Ireland to change its child-custody laws
and to allow many parents to reclaim their children from the
Catholic-run government homes where they were being
unconstitutionally held. Highly recommended for its thematic and
Bible-based treatment of this emotionally compelling story.
(Reviewer — G. P. )
   
Ever After. There is nothing offensive in this audacious
romp. You will want to see it more than once, with your kids,
your spouse, and even your grandmother. Although it is billed as
"a Cinderella story," it a movie to be enjoyed by viewers of all
ages. Set in the 1600s, it has a wonderful array of costumes,
sword fights, and castles to boot. This love story and
adventurous surprises rolled into one is as fun for adults to
watch as it is for younger viewers. (Reviewer — H. L.)
  
1/2
Finding Forrester. Sean Connery plays a writer in
seclusion who befriends a poor young kid from the ghetto who,
unbeknownst to his basketball playing friends, is a real English
whiz. Connery recognizes the kid's talent and begins to mentor
him in a relationship that changes everyone it touches. This was
a well done movie, a real pleasure. Smart, funny, and inspiring.
However, there are moments of unnecessary profanity that ruin
this otherwise wonderful movie. This movie has more than
occasional foul language, but the themes of friendship,
integrity, and love, combined with a terrific and inspiring
plot, make this worth watching for adult audiences. Rated R for
language. (Reviewer — H. L.)
  
Fireproof.
There
has been a lot of buzz about the movie "Fireproof" in the
Christian community these days. Over the weekend, I went to see
it and wanted to share some thoughts. The movie not for
everybody--and it certainly cannot compete with traditional
Hollywood films for "slick" value--but for what it's intended to
do, it's quite powerful. This is a movie about abuse in
Christian marriage. It is designed to illustrate the destructive
power of a husband to destroy his marriage — and his wife —
through actions and words. It is also designed to show the
positive, transforming power of unconditional love when the
husband takes on his biblical responsibility as the primary
nurturer and lover of his wife.
The message is not subtle. The main character (Kirk Cameron) is
a fire chief whose close relationship with his lieutenant (who
is a Christian) begins to sow seeds that his anger and offense
at his wife may, in fact, be largely of his own doing. He is
helped along by his father, who gives him "The Love Dare," a
book that challenges him to change his thinking and his behavior
toward his wife in a radical way that is independent and
irrespective of how his wife responds. It is a commitment to
love unconditionally, even if she is not responding the way he
hopes that she will. This movie does not glamorize the process,
and in places, it is uncomfortably real.
This is an independent film, and while I recommend it for the
right reasons, you do have to overlook a bit. In some places,
the acting is quite good. In others, it can be awkward. There
are places where the movie is lighthearted and downright funny.
Some of the fire rescue scenes are also very powerful. Still,
it's not a movie you want to use as a tool for outreach or
evangelism unless the person clearly understands what to expect.
It is overt and bold, especially in addressing a subject that is
taboo in Christian circles, and it is distinctly politically
incorrect in its position that the responsibility for the peace
and joy in the home starts with the husband.
Marital abuse is a crisis in Christian marriages today, and
sadly, it is rarely discussed. This movie is not going to
compete in entertainment value with mainstream movies. But it is
to be highly commended for its respectful, biblical, and
uncompromising approach to the hidden crisis that exists even in
"the best" Christian homes. If God is working on your heart in
the area of marital respect and reconciliation, this may be just
the encouragement you need to begin (or continue) the
transformational journey for yourself. (Reviewer—H.
L.)
  
1/2 Girl With a Pearl Earring. Based on a novel by Tracy
Chevalier, “Girl With A Pearl Earring” imagines the origins of
the famous painting of the same name by Dutch artist Johannes
Vermeer. This is a beautifully made film featuring Scarlett
Johansson (“The Horse Whisperer,” “Lost in Translation”) as a
young maid who gets drawn against her will into becoming the
subject of Vermeer’s famous portrait. Set in 17th century
Holland, the entire film is an extended graphic feast, with sets
and lighting that continually remind us that this is about a
work of grand artistry. It’s also a story of power and
seduction, pitting a lecherous patron of Vermeer against the
artist’s desperate need as a painter to support his wife and
family. Combining gorgeous cinematography with the quiet drama
of desire, this is a compelling story and a pleasure to watch.
There’s only one brief scene that might make the most sensitive
viewers uncomfortable (showing two people, fully clothed and
standing, engaged in a brief scene of what appears to be
love-making, though that is left largely to the imagination).
Otherwise, it’s completely free of language or other
objectionable material. As a counterpoint to Hollywood action
films, “Girl With A Pearl Earring” offers an engaging tale about
the world of the artist, the making of art, and the hardships of
northern European social life during the time of the
Renaissance. Rated PG-13 for suggested sexual content. (Reviewer
— G. P.)
   
Hidalgo. Viggo Mortenson, Omar Sharif. Whether actually a
true story or based on legend (see
“True
Story or Tall Tale?” at http://www.thelongridersguild.com/equus-oct.htm),
this is a very entertaining film with no unpleasant on-screen
surprises and no bad language. It is a moving story about an
epic 3,000-mile horse race across the Saudi Arabian desert,
pitting a lone American cowboy and his wild mustang pony against
prized Arabian thoroughbreds, racing on their own turf. Viggo
Mortenson (of “Lord of the Rings”) plays Frank Hopkins (whose
memoirs are the basis for the story), a soft-spoken,
self-effacing cowboy, who has turned to long-distance horse
racing as a way of escaping the emotional trauma that lies in
his past. Omar Sharif is the all-powerful Sheik, who represents
an alien Muslim culture that Mortenson must survive, in addition
to the extremely hostile desert environment of the race. There’s
lots of action adventure to keep this 2+ hour movie going,
including several (bloodless) sword and gun battles, horse
chases, and bandit attacks. One scene, however, showing a
violent injury to a horse would likely be too disturbing for
young viewers. Otherwise, sit back and enjoy this completely
clean, beautifully filmed story about a valiant little pony
named Hidalgo and the man who rides him. PG-13 rated for the
action; but more like G for other content.(Reviewer—G. P)
 
Hitch. (PG-13). Will Smith, Kevin James. This is a
genuinely funny (and at times very funny) and
entertaining movie. Will Smith and Kevin James have great
chemistry, as do all the other players in the film. And while
it's a predictable comedy-romance, it's told with surprising
twists at nearly every turn. It's exceptionally clean, though it
does contain a number of instances of crude language, and one of
profanity, spoken in the heat of the moment. Otherwise, this is
an enjoyable, clever story about a "date-doctor," who coaches
insecure, ordinary men by helping them to create opportunities
to meet and win the hearts of the women of their dreams. Despite
his sophisticated rules of conduct, however, Hitch also needs a
"date doctor" by the end of the film, prompting the question,
"can the physician heal himself?" The "prescription," and moral
of the story, as it turns out, is simple: just be yourself.
Enjoy. (Reviewer — G. P.)
    Holes. Based on the
popular young people's novel of the same title, the movie lives
up to its glowing reviews: A fun, engaging film, clean, and
entertaining for a general audience. It's about a work camp for
teenage boys who've gotten in trouble with the law, and as their
punishment, are set to digging holes in the blazing hot desert
in order “to improve their character.” While it seems at first
that the plot is going nowhere, perseverance pays off. Just as
the movie comes to a close, the pieces of the story fall into
place and the story is made complete. (Modest cautions: Some
viewers may not like it that initially the plot is based on a
family “curse”; there are instances of cruel teasing and arguing
among the boys; brief scenes showing bad guys getting shot in a
“Wild West” context, and threatening interactions with
rattlesnakes and poisonous lizards, but these are likely to be
upsetting only to the very youngest of viewers.) John Voight is
brilliant as a tyrannical camp enforcer, and Sigourney Weaver is
appropriately intimidating as the “warden.” Comical at times,
the storyline also offers a bit of drama and a satisfying
resolution. Enjoy. Rated PG. (Reviewer — G. P.)
  
Hoosiers. You may have to dust off the box, but this
one's a keeper. Gene Hackman stars in this terrific movie about
an ex-college basketball coach who takes on the challenge of
whipping into shape the basketball team of a small Indiana high
school. In a town in which basketball is all but the local
religion, Hackman begins ruffling feathers when he's more
interested in teaching discipline and fundamentals than shooting
baskets. Complicating matters, he takes under his wing the local
basketball enthusiast and town drunk, Shooter (played by Dennis
Hopper), the father of one of the boys on the team. There is
some mild language, but overall, this is a movie about teamwork,
determination, and hope that will leave you cheering. Besides,
how can you not root for a team whose bus is driven by the local
preacher who hangs a sign over the driver's seat "In case of
rapture, this bus will be unmanned"? Rated PG. (Reviewer —
H. L.)

1/2 House of Flying Daggers. PG-13. This is a love story,
beautifully filmed, with extraordinary visuals, color, and
sound. Set in ninth century China, the story pits a young woman,
highly skilled in marshal arts, against an ambitious young
officer tasked with discovering the hiding place of the rebel
group she belongs to, "The House of Flying Daggers." A handsome
young man, pretending to be her guardian, and a beautiful young
girl presented to him as a blind dancer: put them together on
the road of "escape," and the result is, well, rather
unpredictable. There's lots of unique, stunningly original
marshal arts action, and an engaging story. Be aware, however,
that things do get a bit rough at times, as our heroine is
forcefully attacked by her admirers; also, that this is not a
typical Hollywood romance. If you don't want to be left feeling
sorrowful, don't watch; or, just turn off the sound and enjoy
the gorgeous color and novel action sequences. At times, it's a
bit too violent and bloody for younger children; best for older
ones and adults. Note also that the DVD offers an optional
English audio track, eliminating the need for reading subtitles.
Unfortunately, however, the dialogue in English is almost
comically simple at times, a jarring contrast to the
sophisticated visuals of the film. Nevertheless, this is a
dramatically different viewing experience, a refreshing change
from the average Hollywood fare. (Reviewer — G. P.)
   
Ice Age. This is a wonderful film, the kind of movie
that's great for the holidays and for (almost) the whole family
(young children might be upset by some scenes showing animals in
jeopardy). It's very funny at times, with gags going back to the
old Roadrunner days; but it's moving, as well. If you just want
to kick back and escape into a world of pure entertainment and
come away feeling good, this one's for you. Here's the “plot”:
three pre-historic animals encounter a human baby on their way
“south” during the Ice Age, and set the task of returning it to
its human family. Misadventures ensue. There are a couple of
references to evolution and "politically correct" values that
might make some viewers uneasy, but they are minimal and should
be noticed only by adults. Even conservative viewers should see
the humor in most of them. Ultimately, the film affirms the
value of loyalty and friendship. One of the “extras” on the DVD
is the Academy Award winning animated short-film “Bunny,” a
beautiful rendering of how an aged “Bunny” passes from this life
into the next. The most theologically conservative might object
to the story line, which brings her “husband” back as a moth,
first to annoy her (it's very funny), then to lead her into
eternity. Graphics and sound are “award winning,” as must be
said about “Ice Age,” as well. (Reviewer — G. P.)
   
The Importance of Being Ernest. (PG, 2003) Rupert
Everett, Reese Witherspoon, Colin Firth, Frances O'Connor. Based
on the play by Oscar Wilde, this is a great romp about bachelors
behaving badly, set in Victorian England. An English society
bachelor, John, creates a fictitious brother, Ernest, to give
him an excuse to leave his country estate and travel to London.
There, John dons the persona of Ernest, the name by which he is
known to the woman he loves. Upon proposing to her, he put under
the microscope by her aunt, who will not let her niece marry him
without her approval, and decides that in order to make himself
presentable, he must "get rid of" Ernest. The problem, he
discovers, is that his fiancé loves the name Ernest and pledges
that she would not love him without it. Meanwhile, his friend
Algernon discovers that John has a beautiful young charge, Reese
Witherspoon, that he hides in the country — away from his rascal
us friend — and determines to assume the persona of the fake
brother in order to meet her. The antics ensue. This is a
wonderful, sweet film, this grow more complicated by the minute.
Ultimately, it is not the mistaken identity that unravels the
two rascals, but their love for their women, whom they determine
to woo back at any cost. This is definitely a "chick flick" with
great costumes, subtle wit, and a happy ending. And it has a few
twists thrown in to make it even more delightful. Enjoy!
(Reviewer — H. L.)
 
The Interpreter. (PG-13) This is a really
interesting film, despite its weak reviews. Sean Penn and Nicole
Kidman play wounded characters, faced with the imminent
assassination attempt of a brutal African dictator. Kidman has
grown up in his country in southern Africa, and is working as a
translator in at the United Nations. Penn, an FBI agent, has
just six weeks earlier lost his wife to another man, who drives
her into a bridge abutment and kills them both. This is not your
typical action intrigue film: It's not based on physical action,
so much as a character study of how each of these characters
come comes to know, and eventually, learns to trust each other.
Complex relationships between both Penn and Kidman and, reaching
back to her youth in Africa where she, along with her brother,
for a time took up arms to protest the dictatorship. Old friends
are killed, the brother is eventually, we learn, also killed;
she decides to take revenge on the dictator who is responsible
for the killing of her family and has come to New York to speak
before the United Nation. The movie contains good moral lessons
along the way about forgiveness, and about how revenge harms the
avenger more than the avenged. Very clean, no sexual content;
and only one brief outburst of profanity mid-way through;
otherwise no bad language. A surprisingly good movie, thoughtful
and sensitively made. Don't expect the action to keep you awake,
however. But suitable for thoughtful audiences who are willing
to follow the progression of the relationship as it grows
between these two lonely, wounded human beings. (Reviewer — G. P.)
  
Kate and Leopold. Reminiscent of You've Got Mail — a
sweet romantic comedy with nothing but the few obligatory
profanities to get the rating. This is an absolutely terrific
film — less the annoying obligatory words that you could count
on one hand — starring Meg Ryan and Hugh Jackman, about a Duke
from 1876 who accidentally falls through a hole in the
space-time fabric and into the life of Meg Ryan, who plays a
high-powered marketing executive unhappy with her life.
Jackman's gentility, integrity, and straightforwardness stand
out as much in modern-day New York City his attire, and the
interaction between new and old is handed with tact, grace, and
wit. Unlike other comedies, in which characters of integrity are
inevitably worn down by the vulgarity around them, Hugh
Jackman's character has a positive (and, hopefully, lasting)
impact on everyone around him. A very funny, feel-good movie
that is thoroughly enjoyable. (Reviewer — H. L. )
 
1/2. King Arthur. King Arthur (PG-13)
Drawing on historical research suggesting the legend of King
Arthur originates not from the Middle Ages, but rather is based
on the leader of a small band of tribal "Sarmatian Knights"
during the early 5th century near the time of the fall of Rome,
this is a remarkable drama dripping with the trappings of epic
big-screen action. Beautifully filmed, it portrays King Arthur
(Clive Owen) as the son of mixed races, his father, of noble
Roman descent and his mother of what would have been at the
time, primitive, pagan Britons. Themes of free-will, destiny,
and faith drive the plot, which puts Arthur, who prays to God in
one scene and talks about his "faith" (never made explicitly
Christian) at odds both with his pagan friends and with an
unscrupulous bishop of the Catholic church. Arthur has an even
more dangerous enemy, however: the brutal, savage race of
Saxons, who are invading the shores of Britain. Add the love
interest of a beautiful "Guinevere" (Keira Knightley), who turns
out to be a fierce warrior princess, and some violent
but seemingly true-to-life battles with bloody swords and
warrior horses, and you get an intense original film that's
compelling to watch. It's not for the feint of heart, however;
there's a good bit of graphic battlefield action whose climactic
confrontation with the Saxons inevitably leads to the
heart-wrenching deaths of some of the knights. A fifth century
"Band of Brothers," this is a sobering and original treatment of
history, as well as a memorable story, beautifully filmed in
wild landscapes with lots of compelling interactions between the
characters. There's no swearing; and but one romantic scene,
which is brief, and tastefully cut short. Otherwise, all of the
movie's visual stress comes from the dramatic action, while its
emotional angst lies in the bravery and sacrifices that the
knights make in the interest of defending each other, and,
ultimately, the noble goals that their legend is made of.
(Reviewer — G. P.)
  
Knight's Tale, A. An all-around feel-good movie for
adults. The combination of Medieval romp with modern (if
secular) music brings you into the mood of the movie (who can
beat Heath Ledger, riding into his first jousting match to "We
Will, We Will...Rock You"?). There are a few minor exceptions,
but for the most part this movie walks the line between terrific
Hollywood filmmaking and respect for biblical values.
Considering that Heath Ledger also starred in The Patriot with
Mel Gibson, an outstanding movie, it was nice to see him
continue in this tradition. The character of Ledger's love
interest, played by newcomer Shannyn Sossamon, was irritatingly
"modern," but nothing (human, at least) is perfect. Characters
show love and respect for one another and exhibit genuine
integrity, which is rare in any film. If we could have removed
one line of dialog and one implied situation, this would have
rated two stars. Rated PG-13 for violence, which is appropriate
to the context, and brief nudity (but not the nudity you'd
expect — and that's all we'll say about that). (Reviewer — H.
L.)
   
Last Brickmaker in America. This CBS production starring
Sidney Poitier is an absolute joy from beginning to end. Poitier
stars as a 76-year old brickmaker, a recent widower, who is
hired by the town school to make 22,000 bricks for the new
library where his wife used to work. Things get complicated when
the time runs short and the local contracting outfit tries to
strong-arm him out of the job. Undaunted, Poitier vows, in honor
of his wife, to overcome weather and time and complete the job
"one brick at a time." In the process, he brings joy, purpose,
and wisdom to a young, hurting boy and his father, the building
project manager, who must choose between his family, his
marriage, and his job. Not rated. (Reviewer — H. L.)
 
The Legend of Zorro. (PG-13) (4 stars) Catherine
Zeta-Jones Antonio Banderas. Critics didn't seem to think much
of this film, but maybe because it was clean, simple, and fun.
The plot seems a little unlikely, especially at the beginning,
but stay tuned, and all is explained. Along the way there are
themes exploring of a father's relationship to his son--Zorro's
gone too much--and personal love that is sacrificial in the
interest of accomplishing a greater good. Lots of action, and
excitement. Good for all audiences. Enjoy. (Reviewer — G. P.)
 
Luther. Starring Joseph Fiennes ("Shakespeare in Love"),
Alfred Molina, and Peter Ustinov, this is a moderately
entertaining dramatization of the life of Martin Luther, whose
confrontation with the Catholic Church helped bring about the
Protestant Reformation. As a young monk, Luther is sent to Rome
on a simple errand, but returns feeling revulsion for the
corruption he sees there — priests selling indulgences and monks
visiting brothels. His response is to post his "95 Theses" on
the door of his church in Wittenberg, Germany, challenging the
teaching of the Church and putting him in direct conflict with
the authority of Rome. In the short context of the film, this
sets into motion a civil revolt that results in the death of
thousands, and a complete break with the political and religious
authority of the Catholic heirarchy. Fiennes' portrayal of
Luther, however, is less than spiritual or inspiring; he is
shown as early on being wracked with doubt and insecurity, and
later as filled with remorse and petty anger. However, the film
does provide a useful introduction to the origins of
Protestantism, while offering a visually rich recreation of life
in the early 16th Century. With the outcome of the plot not in
doubt, there is little true drama, though there are a couple of
chilling scenes of Luther standing trial before the powerful
bishops who insist that he recant or be put to the fiery stake
of the Inquisition. It's a churchly-clean film, suitable for
most audiences, though there are some scenes of violence and
dead bodies that would be disturbing to younger viewers.
Nevertheless, this is pretty good primer on the subject and a
reasonably good way to spend an evening of educational
entertainment.
(Reviewer — G. P.)
  
Man on Fire. (Rated R for language and violence)
Denzel Washington, Christopher Walken, Mickey Rourke, Marc
Anthony, Dakota Fanning. If you've ever thought revenge should
be executed immediately, and not in the future, this movie's for
you. However, it's not the macho-Hollywood hero blow-em-up movie
you might expect. Loosely based on a true story, the movie
portrays a burned-out special-ops, former covert government
assassin (Denzel Washington), who now is living on Jack Daniels.
Along comes a job as a body-guard for a nine-year-old American
girl (played exquisitely by Dakota Fanning) living in Mexico
City, where brutal kidnappings are a way of life. Washington's
character, "Creasy," takes the job reluctantly and finds his
love for the little girl drawing him into a violent journey of
revenge when she, too, is kidnapped. In all the years of
watching Hollywood movies, I've seen characters even mention the
Bible favorably only a handful of times, and this is one of
them. Creasy is shown reading from the Bible, seeking from it
answers and consolation, and even quoting it from memory, while
also encouraging the little girl's mother to read it, too. Yet,
he's a man conflicted, believing he may be beyond forgiveness
for his past life as a stone-cold killer for the government.
This movie takes us on a sometimes violent, brutal journey, yet
it is ultimately a journey of redemption. In a couple of heated
moments, there is some vulgar language, but it's never
gratuitous; the same is true of the violence. Be aware, though,
that Creasy violently kills his adversaries on-screen, in
cold-blood, and without mercy. Adults looking for a serious,
intense action drama will find this a challenging study of a
complex man fighting both his own demons and those in the dirty
business of kidnapping for profit. Set on location in Mexico,
and accurately portraying how this "business" is being done,
even today, this film stays with you long after you return it to
the video store. For the right audience, it's a powerful,
though troubling journey. But will certainly keep your attention. (Reviewer —
G. P.)
 
The Manchurian Candidate. An update of the
1962 version starring Frank Sinatra, this new Jonathan Demme
treatment follows the basic elements of the first, but recasts
the story in its own terms. It is quite good, but not for the
squeamish. Drawing on the popularity of television’s graphic
CSI-style depictions of body-invasive procedures, there are
scenes of drilling into skulls, bloody removals of implants, and
graphic violence that some viewers may not want to see. Set in
contemporary times, Denzel Washington plays the role of a
platoon leader doing reconnaissance in Iraq, just prior to the
first Gulf War; his squad is attacked and subsequently
victimized by a global corporation bent on putting the first
mind-controlled president into office, by way of assassination.
As disturbing as it is dramatic
for its themes of political
manipulation, this a well-made film and worth the effort to see,
but it’s not light entertainment. Viewers comfortable with
current graphic trends in television will be okay with it; those
not comfortable with conspiracy theories and the realties of
political manipulation may not like the story line. But it is a
thought-provoking update featuring single-minded powerful forces
that are bent on controlling others in order to achieve their
own financial and political gains. Contains a few instances of
profanity. Otherwise the truly profane elements derive from the
plot itself, which is insidious. Meryl Streep plays the
controlling "stage mother" with a twist, adding effectively to
the themes of conspiracy and betrayal. Rated R.
(Reviewer — G. P.)
March
of the Penguins. Not rated. Despite all of the wonderful
praise for this movie, it's basically just a pretty good nature
film, showing the life and death struggles of Emperor penguins
living in the Antarctic. Yes, it's well-made and tells a
compelling story of the penguins, who must walk up to seventy
miles to their breeding grounds, in extremely cold and harsh
conditions, and then walk arduously back (sometimes making
several trips) to feed their fragile chicks. There's a little
sadness in seeing some of the chicks and eggs frozen on the ice,
and some drama as the chicks are attacked by aerial predators.
But the tension is brief and quite moderate. And life goes on.
Perhaps the story itself is so amazing that it can't fully be
captured on film, but somehow, this was not such an
extraordinary viewing experience that it can stand up to the
rave reviews. Rather, it's just a well-made documentary of the
annual life-cycle of some pretty extraordinary creatures. (Reviewer — G. P.)
  
The Missing.
Not for the feint of heart, but an
unusual and riveting Western featuring sterling performances by
Cate Blanchette and Tommy Lee Jones. This is the story of a
single mother with two young daughters living in northern New
Mexico, whose life is suddenly turned upside down, first by the
unexpected appearance of a father who had abandoned her as a
child and then by a renegade band of Indians who kidnap the
older daughter, intending to sell her across the Mexican border.
The kidnappers are lead by a thoroughly evil Apache shaman whose
cruelty seems to know no bounds. There are moments of violence
and visually graphic injuries that could be upsetting to some
viewers, but otherwise this is an intelligent film for adults,
described by the film’s director Ron Howard as a "suspense
thriller in a Western setting." Authentic dialogue in the
Chiracahua language complements the dramatic action and
panoramic setting. This is a compelling story of a father and
daughter who must come to terms with years of estrangement in
the midst of a harsh and brutal drama. Rate R for violent
content, though PG-13 would perhaps be as appropriate. (Reviewer — G. P.)
 
Mr. and Mrs. Smith (PG-13) Angelina Jolie and
Brad Pitt. It would be easy not to like this film: Two Hollywood
megastars, "hot" subjects of the tabloids and entertainment
shows, paired in a film that is transparently designed to ensure
box-office sales. And so it is. But it's also a very funny,
clever run-up of "spy-vs.-spy" films and a campy, satirical
treatment of the big-gun, blow-em-up school of action movie. But
you must be patient:. The first half-hour makes it seem as if
you've rented a bad Woody Allen film. The action is framed in
the context of marriage counseling sessions for these two
professional assassins, who discover each other's professions
only after being married for five or six years," and who are
using their campy-dull suburban lives as cover for their
real-life activities. However, they work for rival companies,
which makes them direct competitors and therefore each other's
deadly enemies. Slowly, the story begins to move, and then it's
action-central the rest of the way. There's enough sexually
suggestive interaction between Jolie and Pitt to explain why
they've become a Hollywood couple, but the serious stuff is
quickly edited out and left to the imagination. Pitt quietly
utters Jesus' name several times, but otherwise the dialogue is
clean. This film is probably best for adults who get the
in-jokes, can handle a couple of knock-down drag-out fights
between the main characters, and who like a lot of firepower,
not only at the box office, but also on the screen. Be prepared
for unexpected laughs and a lot of silly good fun, as spy-vs.-spy
takes on an added Hollywood twist by making the battle of the
sexes a literal war..but in a "good way." Enjoy. (Reviewer — G. P.)
 National
Treasure. Nicolas Cage, Jon Voight, Harvey Keitel, Sean
Bean. Nicolas Cage has lost his boyish looks and plays a more
subdued and vulnerable character, here (think "Nicholas Cage
Lite"); but the whole film is a little like that, a lighter
version of the standard hard-core PG-13-rated action adventure
movie. The plot is simple: a treasure hunter (Cage) and his crew
set out to steal the Declaration of Independence in order to
save it from Cage's former partner, Sean Bean, who is willing to
destroy the priceless document in order to discover its secret
map, hidden on the back and, if necessary, to kill those who
would get in his way. This is an old-fashioned treasure hunt in
a modern guise, though the film still
manages to keep the classic tradition of endlessly burning
torches and dark cavernous chambers alive. Beyond the virtue of
being a clean, entertaining film, there may also be some real
value in sharing this film with the younger generation, who will
be exposed to a good deal of talk about our founding fathers and
the icons of our national treasures. The story takes us to
Washington, D.C., to the Lincoln and Jefferson Memorials,
Library of Congress, and the National Archives, where the
country's founding documents are housed; and to Philadelphia,
the Liberty Bell, Independence Hall, and Trinity Church, which
are all part of the trail laid out by the treasure map. In the
process, Cage recounts the history and value of the Declaration
of Independence; and we get a sense of just how important and
valuable it is to our heritage. Still, this is an adventure, set
forth since the times of the Knights Templar, and of the early
Masons, who for centuries have kept hidden a vast treasure and
concealed its location through a line of agents going back to
Benjamin Franklin. (While Masonic imagery is used as visual
clues throughout the movie, there are no spiritual overtones;
just iconography that could have come from anywhere; so those
sensitive to Christian issues and Masonic practices won't find
any hidden messages here.) Discovering the treasure has been the
obsession of Cage's family forebears for generations, though
Cage's father, Jon Voight, has by now decided it was all a hoax
and has abandoned the search. But does the treasure really
exist? Watch to enjoy a clever (and even "educational")
heist/treasure-hunt and adventure film, suitable for old and
young alike. (There are guns, bad guys, shootings, and action
chase scenes, involved, however, that earn it a PG rating.) (Reviewer — G. P.)
  
The Notebook
(PG-13). Gena Rowlands, James Garner. A love story: Rich
daughter takes up with poor boy in the south; their relationship
is complicated by her disapproving wealthy parents. She is sent
off to college where she meets a young man of means, and must
ultimately choose between a life with him and the life of a
working man, her first love. Though separated by circumstances
and war; she continues to keep a diary; and in old age, James
Garner¹s character reads her life-story back to her to try to
help her remember through the fog of her Alzheimer's. This is a
nicely constructed movie, but be aware that there are several
quite sexually elevated scenes, showing the young lovers'
passion for each other. They¹re filmed in good taste, but could
be uncomfortable to watch for some viewers and would not be
appropriate for children. In other words, despite the appearance
of being a film simply about aging adults and their fireside
retirement, most of the movie takes place in the early days of
the couple's romance and is not shy about making their passion
for each other apparent. It is, however, a nicely made film
about being true to one's personal values, making hard choices,
faithfulness, and the painful reality of facing death in old
age. A final caution: several climactic scenes take a sudden and
dramatic turn on screen and could be very disturbing to viewers
who are experiencing similar situations in their own families.
So, despite its critical and well-deserved acclaim, the choice
to watch it should be made with this in mind. (Reviewer — G. P.)
   
October Sky. A thoroughly enjoyable movie. A young boy
growing up in a mining town in West Virginia in the 1960s
decides to learn to build a rocket after seeing the first U.S.
shuttle fly overhead on a crisp summer evening. But how do you
learn to build a rocket — let alone come up with the necessary
components — to build it in a poor mining town? The main
character's vision, dedication, and plans for his future create
tension with his father, the foreman of the local coal mine who
expects his son to take over after him. From the struggles of
growing up in town where all of the men expect to die of black
lung disease by the age of 40, to the maturing of relationships
among friends and families, to the triumph of accomplishment, it
is an entertaining story for adults and children that will leave
you cheering at the end. (Reviewer — H. L.)
 
1/2
Open Range.
Kevin Costner finally stops taking himself
so seriously and relaxes into the role of an old-fashioned
cowboy, while both directing and starring in this big-sky
Western, supported by the flawless performance of Robert Duvall.
One caution, however: Duvall’s character uses the Lord’s name in
vain a number of times, and even calls God a vulgar name,
revealing his bitterness about the death of a murdered
friend—and, earlier in his life, the deaths of his wife and
daughter. It’s hard to hear, but it’s in character for this man
who is living “outside of civilization,” and alienated by the
tragic loss of his family. Based on the book, the film slowly works its
way into the plot, deliberately prolonging the inevitable
“shoot-out at the OK corral” between the open-range cattle
grazers and the local land baron out to destroy them. Blend
“Legends of the Fall” and “Matewan” and you get the general
flavor of the film. And it is violent, though not gratuitously
bloody. Still, this is strictly for adults who don’t mind a
full-blown, intensely real confrontation between men who shoot
each other to death with violence and without mercy. But this is
also Hollywood, so along the way Costner falls in love with a
beautiful, eligible woman, played by Annette Bening, who, true
to the code of the West, is treated with the most gentlemanly
respect. Costner’s interactions with her are strictly “G-rated.”
A effective blend of the peaceful life on the open range and the
violent life in the old West, this is a memorable movie for
viewers who can tolerate the prolonged, violent gun battle that
is the focus and climax of the film. (Reviewer — G. P.)
  
The Painted Veil.
Based on a
Somerset Maugham novel. This is a good film, if rather
depressing. A socialite marries a civil servant, a doctor,
to spite her mother. He carts her off to remote
China/Shanghai to get her away from an adulterous
relationship; there, he volunteers both himself and his wife
to go to a village suffering from cholera outbreak. Themes
of marriage, infidelity, self-sacrifice. But don't expect a
happy ending.
(Reviewer—G.P.)
   
The Patriot. Although this movie is rated R, it is a
powerful movie that should not be missed by adult viewers. Mel
Gibson portrays a colonel during the Civil War who is torn
between his duty to serve his country during the Civil war and
his intense desire to protect his family after the death of his
wife. This movie is strongly supportive of our country's
Christian heritage, and biblical values run as undercurrents
throughout. The "R" rating comes from the violence, but these
scenes are tastefully handled and appropriate in the context of
the Civil War. There is one particularly violent scene that, by
itself, merits the R rating, but it is brief and not gratuitous.
Rated R. (Reviewer — H. L.)
  
1/2 Pride and Prejudice. (G) Good for all ages, all
audiences. It's Jane Austen, so it begins rather tediously, and
the director lingers too long on the early societal settings,
but stick with it. The story slowly draws you in to a world of
social pride-and prejudice--exploring the deep flaws of a
society built on wealth and privilege, where romantic love must
be restrained and where women must find a way to survive when
they have no means to do so. Good drama. Good lessons. Good
film. (Reviewer — G. P.)
 
1/2 Proof. (PG-13) Despite being largely overlooked by
the awards critics, this is quite a powerful movie, well-worth
the cost of a rental. It may, however, leave you a bit unsettled
because of the nature and complexity of the story. Based on a
Broadway play, the film tells the story of a Chicago-based math
genius (Anthony Hopkins) and his daughter (Gwyneth Paltrow), who
gives up her life as an aspiring math student to care for her
father when he becomes ill with schizophrenia. When the older
sister arrives from New York, the fault lines in the foundations
of their relationship grow ever wider, complicating an already
difficult situation. There are a couple of instances of swearing
(uttered well within the context of the heat of the moment) and
one muted sexual scene. A companion piece to "A Dangerous Mind,"
"Proof" is told with intensity and focus and is a thoughtful and
satisfying piece of quality movie-making. A good film for the
right audience. (Reviewer — G. P.)
  
Radio. Cuba Gooding Jr., Ed O'Neill, Deborah Winger. This is
a wonderful film that will leave you cheering. From start to
finish, it's sweet, believable, and completely satisfying. Based
on a true story, this is a film about how a retarded boy called
"Radio," played by Cuba Gooding Jr., transforms the hearts and
minds of an entire community after the local football coach
takes him under his wing. The DVD contains scenes on the making
of the film that allow viewers to get to know the real Radio,
who was brought to the attention of the movie industry by a
feature-length story in Sports Illustrated. Some mild swearing,
but very minor in the larger scheme of the movie. This is a
funny, heart-warming film that affirms what is truly important
in life. Wholeheartedly recommended for the entire family. (Reviewer —
H. L.)
   
Remember the Titans. It is rare to find a movie that can
be recommended with no reservations. This is such a movie.
Denzel Washington plays a black football coach who is
unexpectedly transferred to an all-white school during the early
days of integration. Not only must he take on the challenge of a
formerly all-white team now facing the integration of many black
players, but he needs the support of the well-loved former coach
who has now been put on the sidelines. Facing opposition from
within as well as without, Washington ultimately wins the
respect of his team and its former coach with his wit, skill,
and integrity. This is a well-made movie. Based on a true story,
it is smart and funny, with nothing to offend. Although it is
rated PG for language, frankly, I don't remember any. (Reviewer
— H. L.)
  
Runaway Jury. This is a pretty good film. Clean and
intelligent, and it will keep you wondering about the outcome
until the very end. Based on a John Grisham novel, the movie
sets a group of powerful gun manufacturers against a plaintiff
whose husband has been killed in an office shoot-out. Though
some of it occurs in the courtroom, the real drama takes place
outside, where jury selection takes the form of high-tech
analysis of each juror’s likelihood of rendering a predictable
verdict. When the outcome is in doubt, analysis spills over into
sinister intimidation. At the same time, John Cusack and Rachel
Weisz are negotiating with both sides, offering to guarantee a
verdict to the highest bidder. It’s a complex plot (and
sometimes difficult to follow), supported by a great cast and
convincing performances from Gene Hackman, Dustin Hoffman, and
John Cusack. One warning, however: as tempers flair and in the
heat of the moment, there are two or three instances of
swearing, and there is a pretty violent fight scene. Otherwise,
this is the cleanest dialogue and most sexually-free film you
might expect ever to see these days coming out of Hollywood. Sit
back with your adult family or friends, and enjoy trying to
predict the outcome, yourself! PG 13. (Reviewer – G. P.)
  
The Rookie. Starring Dennis Quaid. "The Rookie" is a
sweet film that is completely supportive of Christian values.
Based on a true story, the main character, a husband and father
of young children, is a high school teacher and baseball coach
who has given up on his hopes of playing in the big leagues
after suffering a shoulder injury early in his pitching career.
But he is challenged by his players to make a try for it one
more time. A good premise, but the movie is slow to get going
and get to the final pay-off. Nevertheless, die-hard baseball
fans will enjoy it, while the theme that sometimes great dreams
can come true is for everyone. With a reconciliation between
father and son as a bonus, this is a feel good film suitable for
all ages. Rated G. (Reviewer G. P., H. L.)
 
1/2 Sahara. (PG-13). Matthew McConaughey,
Penelope Cruz, Steve Zahn. Filmed on location in real desert
conditions, the appeal here is to pure action and adventure,
with a touch of comedy on the side. Based on a pulp-novel series
featuring the action hero "Dirk Pitt," this is a clean film,
with no language or sexuality issues. The plot, however, is
confused by combining a treasure hunt with an attempt to prevent
a global environmental disaster. Oil and water, it doesn't
really work. But on the whole, Sahara takes us on a fun ride, in
the tradition of Indian Jones and James Bond, with shooting,
chasing, and things blowing up. The chemistry between
McConaughey and his sidekick, Steve Zahn, is particularly good,
though at times their dialogue is a little too silly and
simplistic, given the supposed gravity of the situations.
Penelope Cruz as a doctor representing the "World Health
Organization" is really a stretch; but the film keeps her on
track as a professional woman with a cause, without co-opting
her (at least until the very end) as a love interest. Suitable
for all audiences. Enjoy. (Reviewer — G. P.)
  
Secondhand Lions. Michael Caine and Robert Duvall play aging
brothers who unwittingly take in their young nephew,
Haley Joel Osment,
who has been left on their doorstep
by his mother. Living as isolated eccentrics, the relationship
between Halley’s great-uncles and the young boy offers a
feel-good film that’s entertaining for the whole family. Some of
the uncles’ dialogue includes occasional “hells” and “damns,”
but not so much as to spoil the overall impact of the movie,
which is otherwise clean. There are a few flashbacks portraying
action scenes that include sword fighting; and a contemporary
“fight” scene, but the feel of the action throughout the film
is geared toward comedy and stylized “ tall-tale-telling.” This
is a pretty nice film, set in the open plains of Texas, with a
relaxed pace and a subplot involving some hidden money that
everyone wants to get a piece of. But essentially, the core of
the movie lies in the passing on of the wisdom Duvall has gained
from his years as an adventurer in distant lands, conveyed in
his “standard speech” about “what young boys need to know.” It’s
a moral tale about values, love, and the growth that comes from
the shared needs of this odd but entertaining family. Rated PG.
(Reviewer — G. P.)
   
The Simple Life of Noah Dearborne. This is an A+ movie
through and through. Noah Dearborne, played brilliantly by
Sidney Poitier, has one desire in his life — to live, in peace,
in his family's old home outside of town. When a real estate
developer targets Noah's land for his development of a shopping
mall, Noah stubbornly refuses to give in. The story is endearing
and funny, poignant at times, with good performances from all of
the actors. This is a movie you will want to watch again and
again. (Reviewer — H. L.)
  
1/2 Spanglish (PG-13). Adam Sandler, Téa Leoni. This is
a surprisingly complex and interesting movie, not just the
light-hearted, romantic comedy that might be expected. Adam
Sandler gives a compelling performance as a successful chef and
"a really good guy," whose relationship with his wife (Téa Leoni)
is in trouble, resulting from the difficulty she's having
dealing with the recent loss of her job and her identity as a
successful career woman and her aggressive "super-mom"
personality. Her teenage daughter suffers most, from Leoni's
desire to remake her ordinary-looking, slightly overweight but
lovable daughter into a slim, fashion beauty. Throw into the mix
a young, beautiful single-mother (Paz Vega), an illegal
immigrant from Mexico who arrives in Los Angeles looking for
work, but who speaks no English; and put her and her beautiful
daughter of the same age as Leoni's, together into this wealthy
but troubled household along with the live-in mother (played by
Cloris Leachman) and the melting pot begins to boil as the
Malibu mom seems to be stealing the little Mexican girl away
from her mother, seducing her with expensive gifts and lavish
attention. Unfortunately, there is one rather awkward bedroom
scene between Leoni and Sandler, where she is shown simulating
sexual activity with her husband, though she is still clothed,
and the scene is played for comic effect (it's very funny).
Otherwise, there's but an instance or two of language that could
be offensive to viewers. But for adults looking for an
insightful, sensitive treatment of the complex relationships
that develop when these two very different cultures collide,
these drawbacks are quite minor. On the plus side: there are
truly some important "family values" examined here: Can a child
be loved for who she is, not for who the parent would like her
to be? Can a rocky marriage, once founded on profound love and
affection, survive infidelity and temptation? Can money and the
trappings of material success kill the spirit of simplicity and
goodness? At the heart of the story, however, is the moral
choice Sandler's character must make when faced with acting on
his growing affection for his beautiful live-in housekeeper, or
whether he must restrain himself and remain true to his marriage
in spite of overwhelming temptation. How this volatile mix
plays out makes for an entertaining and thoughtful film, which
is also very funny at the most unexpected times. Put your
thinking cap on for this one. And enjoy an couple of hours of
quality filmmaking for adults. (Reviewer — G. P.)
  
Spider-Man 2. This is good fun, much
better as most critics have said, than the first Spider-Man
movie. There’s a stronger story line, a conflicted villain, a
conflicted hero, and a love story with a rival. The "violence"
is too strong for young children, but teens and adults can enjoy
the battles between a scientifically created villain/scientist
whose designs for good have gone awry and the "flying arachnid,"
as Peter Parker’s newspaper editor describes the web-throwing
superhero. As someone who tried watching the first Spider-Man
movie twice, and fell asleep twice due to lack of interest, I
must say this one is interesting and attention-grabbing in a way
that the first one wasn’t. There’s humor and human drama. It’s
clean and entertaining. And expresses some good moral themes
along the way. Enjoy. Rated PG-13. (Reviewer — G. P.)
  
1/2
Sweet Home Alabama. A young fashion designer leaves her
glam life in New York long enough to return to her humble
southern hometown to demand a divorce from the husband she had
left behind several years earlier in order to gain the freedom
to wed a rich, big city socialite who has asked her to marry
him. Except for a couple of early instances of using Jesus' name
in vain (an obvious and unfortunate ratings ploy), the movie is
otherwise very clean and entertaining, featuring predictably
quirky Southern eccentrics and rich/poor, city/rural contrasts
in a generally non-offensive way. Everyone comes off looking
good, except for Candice Bergen, who plays the villain-mother
and takes a punch for a good gag-laugh. It may not be the best
romantic comedy ever made, but it's largely harmless and
entertaining, and leaves you feeling like things have worked out
just about as they should. A good “kick-back, popcorn, I'm glad
it's Friday” sort of film. Rated PG-13. (Reviewer — G. P.)
 
The Straight Story. This is a character film, so don't
expect a plot, but it maintains a sense of sweetness and honesty
from beginning to end. This is the true story of a man, now in
his 60s, who gets the news that his brother, whom he hasn't seen
in years, has stricken ill. Suffering from various physical
ailments and unable to drive, he sets out to visit his brother
the only way he can...on his tractor. On his 300-mile trip, he
meets up with a wonderful cast of characters. Once you get used
to the fact that the plot isn't winding up to major event, you
can sit back and enjoy the ride. An enjoyable film, with an
endearing spirit. Although it is rated G, it's really for adult
audiences...unless you want to put your children to sleep.
(Reviewer — H. L.)
  
Teacher's Pet. Perhaps the answer to today's poor movie
selection can be found in the oldies but goodies. This 1958
comedy starring Clarke Gable and Doris Day is smart, witty, and
enormously entertaining. Gable plays Jim Gannon, the gruff,
old-style editor of a large daily newspaper who is forced to be
a guest lecturer at a local journalism class. Gannon, who looks
down on academics and is even more needled when he discovers
that the instructor is a woman (Doris Day), decides to bail on
the lecture and sneak into the class to show her a thing or two.
Filed with twists and turns, the hilarious tale that unravels
grabs you at the beginning and keeps you marvelously engaged to
the end. From a Christian perspective, the martinis are a little
too free flowing, and so is the cigarette smoke, but this is an
all-around good tale that walks the line between the male
chauvinist culture of the 1950s and Christian values. The level
of integrity of the characters is extraordinarily high, and in
the end, everybody learns a thing or two. Definitely worth the
watch. Not rated. (Reviewer — H. L.)
   Two Weeks Notice.
Hugh Grant and Sandra Bullock. A nice film. Easy to watch, and
genuinely clever, at times. Nothing much “happens.” There are no
dramatic incidents or crises. Just a story about a young woman
who brings her “hippie” protest-childhood values into conflict
with the world of a mega-rich corporate developer. Hugh Grant
plays the “Donald Trump” role, and serves as the object of her
reformist intentions. It's predictable romantic comedy fare, but
the dialogue is unusually funny and honest, and the film is
paced in a way that distinguishes it pleasantly from television.
There is no profanity, no uncomfortable romantic bed scenes.
Bullock and Grant have a good rapport and give entertaining
performances. Bullock is characteristically awkward and confused
and pulls off her pratfalls with comic precision; and Grant is
at his self-deprecating boyishly charming best. Rated PG-13, but
it's barely PG, and that only because of the general subject
matter—two young singles looking for true love in the Big Apple.
Credit Hollywood for being able to keep this one clean and not
pandering to obligatory bed scenes, though there is a good bit
of dialogue that includes comments about sexuality and unmarried
relationships. But by television standards, it's extremely
modest and tasteful. (Reviewer — G. P.)
    Tuck Everlasting. If
you could choose to live forever by drinking from the spring of
eternal life, would you? That's the premise of this gentle film,
bearing the message: “Never having to face death might not be as
wonderful as it may seem.” Rated PG, but for most viewers more
likely G. Just about everyone but the very youngest in the
family can relax and enjoy this dramatic treatment of the book
by the same name. Some children, however, might be upset by
seeing someone knocked on the head (resulting in his death); and
there are several (bloodless) scenes showing people being shot.
The events, however, are portrayed with extreme moderation.
Otherwise, “Tuck” is guaranteed to spark a discussion of “would
you?”—and to offer the opportunity of talking about what it
means “to live forever.” Good cast, well-acted, beautiful
settings. Generally good family values and a thoughtful theme.
(Reviewer — G. P. )
  
The Wedding Planner. Jennifer Lopez and Matthew
McConaughey. This is definitely a "chick flick." Guys, if you
want your wives or girlfriends to say "awwwwww," rent this film.
The dialog alternates between smart and witty and incredibly
corny, but when seen through "chick flick" eyes, it works.
Jennifer Lopez plays a wedding planner whose personal life
revolves around take-out and watching The Antiques Road Show,
whose life is suddenly lit up by a chance encounter with Matthew
McConaughey, who saves her life from a runaway dumpster. At
first, it seems that all's well that ends well, until Lopez
discovers that the man of her dreams is the fiancé of one of her
clients. This raises the issue: Should McConaughey marry his
fiancé when he experienced feelings for someone else? Or was it
just nerves? Despite the light romantic tone of this film, it
raises very real issues about love and life — including the
issue of arranged marriage — and how one really finds true,
lasting love. There are no bad guys in this film. The characters
have depth and character, and the issues of love and marriage,
and doubts about one's future marriage partner, are handled with
grace and respect — even awe. Despite the occasional and
unnecessary outbursts of profanity (which you could count on one
hand), this is a very sweet and corny film that's worth
watching. I had trouble rating this film because it did make
light of the use of alcohol, but taken in context, overall, this
is a very nice film. It was rated PG-13 but could easily have
been PG. (Reviewer — H. L.)
 
1/2 Whale Rider. Rave
reviews for this film may be a little too generous. It's
interesting and well made, but not the “Free Willy” fun and
uplifting story that the reviewers and cover on the film box
might lead you to believe. On the contrary, there's lots of
grieving, sadness, and mourning. The story: A young Maori New
Zealand girl is a surviving twin, raised by her grandparents.
The grandfather is greatly disappointed that she lived instead
of the boy, since he was expecting him to be raised as the next
tribal leader. Consequently, he rejects his granddaughter's
attempts to learn the old ways and to fulfill that role. Set in
modern times, there's also a subtext of ancient vs. modern, as
the grandfather sets out to restore the ancient tribal
traditions among the young boys of the village, who are
initially clueless. A stranding of whales brings the plot to a
dramatic climax. All ends well, but along the way there's a
heart-rending rejection of a young girl who nevertheless
continues to love and honor her grandfather in spite of his
cruel rejection. Too sad for the younger set, it's definitely
not a children's film. The only potentially objectionable
content includes a smattering of scatological language and some
youthful smoking (and one momentary glimpse of a “bong,” so
instantaneous that most people won't even see it). Watch it when
you're feeling “up,” to balance the time you'll spend feeling
heartfelt sadness on the way to the final resolution of this
beautifully filmed but in some ways disturbing film. Rated
PG-13. (Reviewer — G. P.)
 
Wild Hogs. Tim Allen, John Travolta, Martin Lawrence, and
William H. Masey. This is a very funny movie, with belly-laugh
inducing gags from start to end. There are, however, a number of
instances of crude language and a couple instances of
comic-nudity (men seen naked from the back at a swimming hole).
There's also a homophobic understory in one section, played
strictly for laughs but which could be uncomfortable for some
viewers. (But it is quite funny!) This is a Disney-backed
film with a large budget; so the visuals are grand and the
stunts impressive. Four middle-aged repressed suburbanites from
Cincinnati go on a road trip with their Harleys, under their
moniker "Wild Hogs." But then they meet the real thing, a tough
biker gang led by Ray Liotta that decides to put them in their
place. That's the storyline, but the movie is really about
comedy, with Tim Allen, John Travolta, Martin Lawrence, and
William H. Masey, cracking one funny line after another, even
while facing their imminent destruction. If you can set aside
some sensitivity to the occasional PG-13 language and
situational nudity, then you may find this is one enjoyable road
trip, a great escape into a Hollywood fantasy that echoes, at
the end, some of the classic Western standoffs between a
ruthless gang of raiders and a mild-mannered town whose hero(s)
shows up in the end to save them. Be prepared to be surprised
and to laugh 'til it hurts. (Reviewer—G.P.) |